Britney Spears to play time-traveling inventor
"Oops, she's doing it again"...Britney Spears is making it "her prerogative" to "drive us crazy" by "hitting us, baby, one more time" with her "toxic" acting ability. Aren't we "lucky"?
And what role has renowned thespian Miss Spears chosen as her triumphant return to the big screen after her first and only role in 2002's cinemasterpiece CROSSROADS? As a time-traveling woman, named Sophia, who ventures back in time to WWII, where she falls in love with a man in a concentration camp, and attempts to bring her new-found beau back to present day. And how does Britney do all this, you ask? In a time machine she invented, of course! Not to spoil the ending or anything, but apparently the two star-crossed lovers are somehow killed by Nazis - in the present day.
No word yet on when we can expect the film, entitled THE YELLOW STAR OF SOPHIA AND ETON, but I know one thing is for sure - I'm already "a slave 4" this movie and all I've heard is the plot!
I hope that we can expect a musical sequence with the two walking slowly toward each other on the battle field, bombs going off behind them with Nazis charging, as "Sometimes" plays.
NOTE: The level of validity to this story is unknown at this time, since its source comes from a gossip blog, but just the sheer idea that there is even a miniscule potential for this to be real is enough for me.