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  • CAST A SPELL and win “DRAG ME TO HELL” Prize Pack!

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    May 29th, 2009

    Lamia, the supernatural tormentor in DRAG ME TO HELL, has been imagined as various incarnations in many cultures – but the one thing we can agree on is that she can cast a HELL of a SPELL. For a chance to win a DRAG ME TO HELL T-Shirt and hat, tell us (in the comments section below) in 25 words or less what kind of curse you would cast and why. Must be registered with INTENSE DEBATE to comment. We'll pick thirteen of our favorite answers and announce them no later than Friday, June 5. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.

    DRAG ME TO HELL is now playing in theaters nationwide. Visit their site at http://www.dragmetohell.net/.

    Commenting Rules: Comments are intended to open up the discussion to our readers about the topics at hand, and as such should be offered with a positive and constructive attitude. If your comment is not relative to the above post or is disrespectful to the authors and readers, we reserve the right to delete it. Continued abuse of our good nature will result in banishment of the offender. Additionally, if you have any burning issues to point out to the GATW crew - typos, corrections, suggestions, or straight-up criticism - please email us instead of commenting here.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/maerock Mae

      Karma spell that gives people what they deserve. Anytime you pull a dick move, karma strikes back threefold. Because people should get what they deserve.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/moviefan09 moviefan09

      I would cast a curse on people who don't look where they're driving to be turned into traffic cones, so then they would constantly be reminded how much it sucks when people run over you.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/ChaseWhale ChaseWhale

        Brutal!

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/moviefan09 moviefan09

      nice comment machine guys!!

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/ChaseWhale ChaseWhale

        Thanks Moviefan09!

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/elizabentley elizabentley

      This is kind of lame but I would cast a "true colors" curse. This curse wouldn't allow someone to hide behind their "fakeness". People who are fake nice just to get people to like them so they can have their way. People with hidden agendas – help you out just to get something out of you. It would allow you to see who a person really was before you were burned by them.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/jamesjardine jamesjardine

      I would cast a "GATW Curse," which immediately makes someone completely informed of all the latest updates concerning movies, directors, reviews, and other cool shit.

      (You can send my prize to the same address chase.)

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/jamesjardine jamesjardine

      I would cast a "GATW Curse," which immediately makes someone completely informed of all the latest updates concerning movies, directors, reviews, and other cool shit.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/tiny_c tiny_c

      My curse would ensure that no matter what you were doing, you would have your least favorite song stuck in your head all day every day.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/allisonloring allisonloring

        I was JUST going to write this! Get out of my head! lol

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/allisonloring allisonloring

      Fine… my curse would be that whatever your biggest fear is (spiders, heights, being alone, the dark) you would have spend the rest of your life in that state of fear or surrounded by whatever scares you. Because let's be honest, everyone is scared of something. ;)

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/ChaseWhale ChaseWhale

      If I could enter this contest, my curse would apply to everyone who doesn't enter this contest. The curse victim would have to sit and watch reruns of The OC all day, every day.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/elizabentley elizabentley

        I am SO glad that I entered this contest – I don't think I could handle that one!!!!

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/ChaseWhale ChaseWhale

      :)

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/shughes807 shughes807

      PWNED curse. basically you just suck after that.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/ghardin ghardin

      If I don't win, I will curse myself — DRAG ME TO NELL:
      [youtube DWtKkl9hhUc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWtKkl9hhUc youtube]

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/cmcclelland32 cmcclelland32

      I know this is tacky, but I would cast a curse on my cheating ex-wife that any guy she slept with would immediately suffer a 6" penis size loss. Dungeons and Dragons meets freezing cold swimming pool. And, like Forest Gump, "That's all I have to say about that."

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/ChaseWhale ChaseWhale

        BRUTAL!

    • Mrs. Kitty

      My curse would be; by yourself, for eternity in darkness.

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