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Audio-Free Trailer: STEP UP 3D

Kate Erbland

by: Kate Erbland
March 31st, 2010

Last week, I inadvertently stumbled upon a brand new feature for all you GATWers to enjoy - audio-free trailers. Not trailers without sound, mind you, but trailers I watch without sound and then report back to you on. The results? I'll let my audio-free take on THE SWITCH trailer speak (and snicker) for itself.

This week's audio-free trailer offering? Could it be anything less than STEP UP 3D? Could anyone else possibly report on such news? Who else on the site uses a picture of them dressed for STEP UP-style dancing as their avatar? Who else on the site actually participated in a dance battle at the STEP UP 2 DVD release party? No one else! Just me! There can only be one. Hit the jump to see the trailer and my audio-free take on it![youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itr8xta-Pjw[/youtube]

Our new heroine seems to be channeling Briana Evigan's character Andie from STEP UP 2. Wait. Is that Briana Evigan? No. It's some other be-banged chick, swinging around in a club. Oh, wait! She's also classically trained! I sense that these two styles of dance will butt heads in an epic personal battle. Internal strife, people - it's what makes good dancing.

She's being photographed! Is she a model, too? Is that a child predator or a love interest? Oh, snap! Rain dancing! That dude was skating on his dome! Dancing is pain! Moose is back, and now it looks like he's fallen in with rogue breakdancers. And, suddenly, STEP UP 3D is YOU GOT SERVED.

No, seriously, the new female lead looks just like Evigan. Topless men! Masquerade ball! Light show! Sexy touching! Significantly more rain dancing! Dust dancing! Personal demons and dancing competitions!

STEP UP 3D slides into theaters on a wave of water and dreams on August 6. My ticket is purchased. My shame is nonexistent.

Source STEP UP 3D Official Facebook Page

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  • https://gordonandthewhale.com allisonloring

    “… slides into theaters on a wave of water and dreams” – conjured up some NSFW imagery! lol

    Well played, Erbland. ;)

  • http://twitter.com/lalen lauren lester

    you had me at “another be-banged chick”

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  • https://gordonandthewhale.com allisonloring

    “… slides into theaters on a wave of water and dreams” – conjured up some NSFW imagery! lol

    Well played, Erbland. ;)

  • http://twitter.com/lalen lauren lester

    you had me at “another be-banged chick”

  • http://fleshlight.microbloghost.com/ Flossie Jessen

    im writing this comment and watching rambo 3 at the same time lol. the bookends to the rocky kovies were mr favorites of the series..and yeah rocky balboa does tug on ones heart, it was hard for me to watch at a couple of points, most notably the meathouse scene with him and paualie.

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