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James Wallace

James Wallace

Senior Editor

A / S / L?
25 / M / Dallas!

My life began on December 29th, 1984 as I was forged from a fiery pit deep in Mount Doom, in a very nice upscale area of Mordor. I was then taken across the galaxy to live on a farm in the desert with my aunt and uncle (shout out to my kin folk on Tatooine). That is until tragedy struck and they passed away from being murdered. Left with only hopes, dreams and a passion for magic, I decided to pursue my life long dream of getting a formal education. Succeeding in my dream, I am a recent graduate of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in which I earned a bachelor’s degree in Magic Arts & Science. I now reside on the beautiful Isla Nublar, in the very pleasant suburb of Jurassic Park: Site 2. I am accompanied by my lovely paleontologist fiance, our two adopted children and hundreds of dinosaurs.

In my free time I enjoy recovering lost artifacts and putting them in their rightful place…a museum! I also enjoy traveling back in time with my kooky, older but wiser best friend, hunting killer shark, finding replicants, busting ghosts, and riding bikes with my homeboy Extra T.

My pet peeves are species that think they can get all in your face, implant their views into you and then just use you only to get rid of you and all your other space marine friends.

I am also a huge supporter of equal rights for humans and the fight to oppose the fascist government Skynet.

Presenting IHeartCinema.net (@IHeartCinemaNet), your new source for advance screenings in Dallas and Austin

by: James Wallace
July 25th, 2011

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Giveaway: Win a poster from THE WHISTLEBLOWER signed by Rachel Weisz

by: James Wallace
July 25th, 2011

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Giveaway: Win a poster from THE GUARD signed by Don Cheadle

by: James Wallace
July 25th, 2011

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DALLAS: Attend @GandtheW's advance screening of 50/50

by: James Wallace
July 22nd, 2011

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DALLAS: Win passes to @GandtheW’s advance screening of DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK

by: James Wallace
July 21st, 2011

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DALLAS: Attend @GandtheW's advance screening of RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

by: James Wallace
July 21st, 2011

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DALLAS: Attend @GandtheW's advance screening of ANOTHER EARTH with filmmakers in attendance

by: James Wallace
July 21st, 2011

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Found Film Friday: JOUET, Sci-Fi Short-Film

by: James Wallace
July 15th, 2011

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Interview: Crispin Glover (Crispin Hellion Glover's Big Slide Show)

by: James Wallace
July 15th, 2011

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AUSTIN: Attend @GandtheW's advance screening of CRAZY STUPID LOVE

by: James Wallace
July 14th, 2011

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