James Wallace

James Wallace

Senior Editor

A / S / L?
25 / M / Dallas!

My life began on December 29th, 1984 as I was forged from a fiery pit deep in Mount Doom, in a very nice upscale area of Mordor. I was then taken across the galaxy to live on a farm in the desert with my aunt and uncle (shout out to my kin folk on Tatooine). That is until tragedy struck and they passed away from being murdered. Left with only hopes, dreams and a passion for magic, I decided to pursue my life long dream of getting a formal education. Succeeding in my dream, I am a recent graduate of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in which I earned a bachelor’s degree in Magic Arts & Science. I now reside on the beautiful Isla Nublar, in the very pleasant suburb of Jurassic Park: Site 2. I am accompanied by my lovely paleontologist fiance, our two adopted children and hundreds of dinosaurs.

In my free time I enjoy recovering lost artifacts and putting them in their rightful place…a museum! I also enjoy traveling back in time with my kooky, older but wiser best friend, hunting killer shark, finding replicants, busting ghosts, and riding bikes with my homeboy Extra T.

My pet peeves are species that think they can get all in your face, implant their views into you and then just use you only to get rid of you and all your other space marine friends.

I am also a huge supporter of equal rights for humans and the fight to oppose the fascist government Skynet.

DALLAS: Win passes to @GandtheW’s advance screening of SUBMARINE

by: James Wallace
May 20th, 2011

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DALLAS: Win reserved seats to @GandtheW’s advance screening of X-MEN: FIRST CLASS

by: James Wallace
May 20th, 2011

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DALLAS: Win passes to @GandtheW’s advance screening of SUPER 8

by: James Wallace
May 20th, 2011

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And. Here. We. Go! Viral campaign for THE DARK KNIGHT RISES commences. First look at Bane!

by: James Wallace
May 20th, 2011

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Quaint little poster for LARRY CROWNE

by: James Wallace
May 19th, 2011

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Japanese SUPER 8 poster will give you a CLOSE ENCOUNTER

by: James Wallace
May 19th, 2011

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DALLAS: Win passes to @GandtheW’s advance screening of REJOICE AND SHOUT

by: James Wallace
May 19th, 2011

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DALLAS: Win passes to @GandtheW’s advance screening of BEAUTIFUL BOY

by: James Wallace
May 19th, 2011

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Giveaway: Win Alan's

by: James Wallace
May 18th, 2011

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Trailer for J.J. Abrams-produced

by: James Wallace
May 16th, 2011

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