James Wallace

James Wallace

Senior Editor

A / S / L?
25 / M / Dallas!

My life began on December 29th, 1984 as I was forged from a fiery pit deep in Mount Doom, in a very nice upscale area of Mordor. I was then taken across the galaxy to live on a farm in the desert with my aunt and uncle (shout out to my kin folk on Tatooine). That is until tragedy struck and they passed away from being murdered. Left with only hopes, dreams and a passion for magic, I decided to pursue my life long dream of getting a formal education. Succeeding in my dream, I am a recent graduate of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in which I earned a bachelor’s degree in Magic Arts & Science. I now reside on the beautiful Isla Nublar, in the very pleasant suburb of Jurassic Park: Site 2. I am accompanied by my lovely paleontologist fiance, our two adopted children and hundreds of dinosaurs.

In my free time I enjoy recovering lost artifacts and putting them in their rightful place…a museum! I also enjoy traveling back in time with my kooky, older but wiser best friend, hunting killer shark, finding replicants, busting ghosts, and riding bikes with my homeboy Extra T.

My pet peeves are species that think they can get all in your face, implant their views into you and then just use you only to get rid of you and all your other space marine friends.

I am also a huge supporter of equal rights for humans and the fight to oppose the fascist government Skynet.

First image from THE CABIN IN THE WOODS shows a bunch of kids in a cabin in the woods

by: James Wallace
July 6th, 2011

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AUSTIN: Win passes to @GandtheW’s advance screening of CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER

by: James Wallace
July 4th, 2011

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AUSTIN: Win passes to @GandtheW’s advance screening of THE SMURFS 3D

by: James Wallace
July 4th, 2011

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DALLAS: Win passes to @GandtheW’s advance screening of CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER

by: James Wallace
July 4th, 2011

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Found Film Friday: SPLITSCREEN: A LOVE STORY shot entirely on a cell phone

by: James Wallace
July 1st, 2011

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International poster for CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER

by: James Wallace
June 30th, 2011

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Matthew Fox and Ed Harris no longer in WORLD WAR Z

by: James Wallace
June 30th, 2011

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Trailer for documentary THE WHALE, narrated by Ryan Reynolds

by: James Wallace
June 30th, 2011

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AUSTIN: Win passes to @GandtheW’s advance screening of HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2

by: James Wallace
June 29th, 2011

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DALLAS: Win passes to @GandtheW’s advance screening of HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2

by: James Wallace
June 29th, 2011

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