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Get your Will Ferrell sunscreen today

GATW Guest Writer

by: GATW Guest Writer
June 1st, 2009

If God gifted you with pale-as-the-moon-super-duper-whitey-white skin like He did to me, then fear not this Summer's sun, for Will Ferrell, the guardian, is here to save the day! Will Ferrell has crossed over from comedic genius, to business prodigy, with his recent move to start selling a three-fold line of exotic and powerful Will Ferrell sunscreen lotions. Each bottle is a mere $11.99, and all proceeds go to the Cancer for College’s Willpowered Scholarship Fund, helping pay for cancer survivors’ pursuit of a college education. All three bottles are SPF 30, but each has its own power:

"First is Sun Stroke, billed as the manlier lotion for a nice, dark bake. Sexy Hot Tan is self-explanatory, the perfect gift for grandparents patroning Florida nudist colonies. Last by not least is Forbidden Fruit. It’s being marketed suspiciously: “Honestly, the less we say about this one the better for fear of being cast into a pit of fire.” But it’s probably also suitable for nudist colonists, and for indoor recreation. "

See what Ferrell had to say about the product after the jump!

“The bottle says it all. I’ve always dreamed of owning a lotion company. And I’ve always hated cancer.”

To buy some Will Ferrell Sunscreen click HERE. If you don't go HERE and buy some, everyone will think you support cancer, and evil, and Satan. Even if you are one of those lucky people that are darker of skin, so as that you don't get sunburns, go and buy some anyways because it is for a good cause and hilarious.

Source: Slashfilm

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  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Lizrox04 Lizrox04

    OMG!!! The pictures are hilarious!!! It's a good thing I don't have "pale-as-the-moon-super-duper-whitey-white skin" like he does.

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