James Cameron needs an intervention – he’s addicted to effects
Addiction. It is a worldwide epidemic. Some people are addicted to drugs. Some people are addicted to food. Some people are addicted to love - I'm looking at you, Robert Palmer! But not James Cameron. No, his addiction goes beyond material things, into the seedy practice known as "the effect-heavy" habit.
James, you're reckless. You're dangerous. And you are going to go so far into the darkness that you are not going to be able to determine between reality and computer-generated reality. Sure, it might be nice to dream up a world where one can transfer their mind into that of an alien race, to use it for the sole purpose of riding dragons and making sweet, sweet love to a giant blue cat-woman. But it's not real, James. It is not real.
Don't believe that Cameron has a problem? Then check out this video (NSFW) after the jump for first-hand proof. Remember, admitting it to yourself is the first step.
This is obviously all in good fun. But seriously, can someone get Michael Bay some help, before he hurts himself and those audiences around him even more than he already has?
Source Landline TV, via /Film
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