Jessica Alba on board for SPY KIDS 4: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD; will be a reboot

Joshua Brunsting

by: Joshua Brunsting
August 24th, 2010

If there is one thing I care less about than the SPY KIDS franchise, it's Jessica Alba.

That is why, when the two of them combine, it’s bound to make a pile of uninteresting mediocrity? Right?

Well, according to THR, we may find out sooner than later. The outlet is reporting that Alba will star in SPY KIDS 4, the fourth film in the rather maligned Robert Rodriguez-led franchise. Let me get this straight. One of the film world’s most baffling mediocre actresses is set to team with Robert Rodriguez in what is best described as the director’s manifestation of slop. Oh, how I love Hollywood.

However, much we may not truly dig the SPY KIDS franchise, not only do they make rather respectable box office coin, but hey, with their relatively low budgets, Troublemaker Studios is able to push these babies out rather painlessly. Throw in the added gross from these cheap projects, and for every SPY KIDS film, we get a PREDATORS or a MACHETE. For that, I think we all can be thankful.

Oh, but wait, there’s more. The film will actually be a reboot. Lord have mercy on our souls.

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