Malin Akerman and Matt Dillon to get down in Linda Lovelace biopic
DEEP THROAT + Malin Akerman + Matt Dillon. Need I say more? Probably, because otherwise I'm going to come across as chauvinistic and creepy.
What I'm trying to say here is that Matt Dillon has joined Malin Akerman as part of the cast of the long-blacklisted film INFERNO: A LINDA LOVELACE STORY. Linda Lovelace, for those of you who are...not shady...is a famous porn lady who starred in the legendary sex flick DEEP THROAT, and then began a career of porn activism.
Shockingly, INFRERNO is not the only Linda Lovelace film in the works. James Franco and Kate Hudson are tied to a similar story revolving around the famous nudey-actress, which will be directed by Rob Epstein. Lindsay Lohan was originally attached to INFERNO, but was dropped because she's a mean girl. Akerman seems like a better choice anyway because she doesn't remind me of HERBIE: FULLY LOADED (which could've also been the title of a Linda Lovelace film). Regardless, we're going to be seeing some naked actresses and tired-looking porno boyfriends on the big screen soon! Nudity! Yay! Talk about untangling your tingle! Okay, I'm done.
INFERNO: A LINDA LOVELACE STORY will start filming this summer (July 17th) and will be aiming for a 2012 release. Stay with us for all your terrible blow job puns as more news on each films develops.
Source Screen Daily, via The Playist
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