New THREE MUSKETEERS set pics put it in the running for best costume design Oscar?

Sean Hunter

by: Sean Hunter
September 16th, 2010

Truly breathtaking! Some new set photos for Paul W.S. Anderson's THREE MUSKETEERS have hit the internets. You're probably sitting in your fancy gold throne saying things like, "Paul W.S. Anderson peaked with EVENT HORIZON" and "This wussy green tea I'm drinking is way better than anything Paul W.S. Anderson has ever done." Well, you're a total fool! I can prove you wrong with just one sentence -  Orlando Bloom in a purple suit and a neckless that looks like a SAW trap. Check out the photos after the jump and shut up.

If there is one redeeming factor to come out of Anderson's THREE MUSKETEERS, it's that all these set photos are going to make one hell of a lower right section on my "ridiculous shit quilt" I've been knitting for months. Here we go again, thanks Just Jared...you're my hero.

Orlando Bloom looks like the wizard of my nightmares.

Christoph Waltz goes from Nazi to Cardinal. Unoriginal much?

Okay, so they paid a ton of money for Milla Jovovich and Orlando Bloom's costumes, but the rest of the cast just gets stuck on the "jeans and your older brother's hand-me-down shirts" budget?

You can see the rest of the photos over at Just Jared. Stay tuned for more THREE MUSKETEERS news (because every bit we get just makes my little day that much brighter).

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