Quentin Tarantino next to be roasted by the Friars Club
So Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" Tarantino sits down at the bar and says alright, gimme your best Quentin Tarantino, to which the bartender replies: "Well we don't have those, but how 'bout a nice 'pretentious, foot-fetish havin, Leno-chinned, Hollywood director?"
And now you know why this writer isn't in the Friars Club (and probably never will be), but don't let my terrible joke get in the way of knowing that a roast of Quentin Tarantino has the potential to be something great. The one downside being that these Friars' Club roasts aren't guaranteed to be broadcast, unlike the Comedy Central roasts that are guaranteed to run more than Lisa Lampanelli trying to catch the Lakers' bus on its way out of town. Either way, the best zingers will surely make their way out of for all to enjoy, so be on the lookout for that just after Tarantino's October 10 date in the roasting room.
Source: AV Club
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