Samuel L. Jackson to battle pirates

Chase Whale

by: Chase Whale
May 8th, 2009

Samuel L. Jackson has battled snakes, storm troopers, dinosaurs, Ben Affleck, sharks, and coffee shop robbers. So now I'm left with one question: "When's this mother fucker gonna take on pirates?," and the answer is "NOW!"

Jackson and his company, Uppity Films, have joined ships with H20 Motion Pictures to star as pirate negotiator Andrew Mwangura, a "negotiator between pirates and the owners of vessels hijacked off the coast of Africa."

Jackson will also be producing.  The film doesn't have a title yet, but they could sell me with SAM ON A SHIP. I'm already visioning him with a giant ass sword, yelling, "Enough is enough, I've had it with these mother fucking pirates on this mother fucking ship!!!"

Source Variety

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  • http://fleshlight.squarespace.com/ Thalia Reith

    Also agree with #1. Every single time First Blood is on TV I watch it (which has been happening a lot on AMC). Just a damn good movie. Really original protagonist and some really good antagonists too.

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