Writer/Funny Man

"I was born a poor black child, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Muscatine, Iowa. Pretty soon we moved to the good ol’ Rocky Mountains and I have never looked back."

- THE JERK

Growing up I knew something about me was different. Once puberty, braces, and glasses hit, I knew I had found my answer: I was a nerd! The first movie I ever bought was POKEMON: THE FIRST MOVIE and I still love it to this day. My love for comic books, Legos, video games, and film has carried me through the years. While I don’t have braces anymore, I still keep my heart and soul nerd-core.

My day job consists of making and serving smoothies to the masses. When I am not making blended drinks, I am building Legos and watching movies. Some of my favorite films are: I’M NOT THERE, 8 ½, THE DARK KNIGHT, OLDBOY, GHOSTBUSTERS, and WAITING FOR GUFFMAN. I will watch basically anything I can get my hands on and am always aiming to watch new and challenging films.

Music is my second passion. As anyone will tell you, I am always pushing music onto people. My favorite artists to kick back and listen to are: Bob Dylan, Dave Matthews, Why?, Conor Oberst, and Say Anything. If you dare challenge my music taste, I will most definitely strike you down with great vengeance.

I’m a nerd and you will just have to deal with it because frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.