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Three new 2012 posters

Chase Whale

by: Chase Whale
August 27th, 2009

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You gotta hand it to Roland Emmerich, that guy really knows how to destroy shit. He does it so often and so well, I'm very close to hypothesizing he's an alien. Aliens hate humans. And Jeff Goldblum.

Here's three new posters for his upcoming disaster flick, 2012. When looking at these, I tried to decide which scene I'd least want to be in, and I'm going for the battleship poster (#3). When it dawned on me that the battleship is 300 times the size of the White House and headed straight for it to wipe out its existence forever, I soon realized this movie was made before Obama took office, and I don't want the last person I see before I die to be President Bush. Talk about misfortune at its best.

Check out the posters after the jump. 2012 opens November 13, 2009.

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Source Yahoo! Movies

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